Ali’s insults and comebacks read this for a giggle

Ali, who is 9, is usually a really angry little girl. Sometimes she says things when she is angry, sometimes they are rude, sometimes they are just funny.  Heres some of them for your amusement.
You bring out the worst in me, I like that.
Your not part of the problem, your all of the problem.
O, sorry, but is it my job to fill your day with joy?
Your so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Your not stupid, your possessed by a retarded ghost
Are you always this stupid, or is it just when I’m around?
Brains arent everything, in fact, in your case, they’re nothing.
The wheel is turning but the hamsters definitely dead!
The lights are on but aint nobody home!
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
Shock me…say something intelligent
I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?
What did you have for breakfast today, bitch flakes?
I think, therefore I’m not you
I think, therefore we have nothing in common
Do you have a problem, or do you want one?
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
I’m not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm instead?
I dont know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Dont make me go psycho bitch on your annoying ass
Dont annoy the crazy person
your not yourself today, I noticed the improvement immediately
I thought of you all day today.  I was at the zoo.
I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission
You have the right to remain silent so please shut up.
Everyone has a right to act stupid, but you abuse the privelege.
I dont know what your problem is, but I’m gonna bet its very hard to pronounce
Its not your last big issue and you fucking know it
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Warning-I am multitalented, I can be a bitch and get what I want at the same time!
People like you are the reason people like me need meds.
I know when your lying, your lips are moving.
Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time.
Talk to the hand, cause the face aint listening.
I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I cant seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Go to hell, and give the devil a blow job when you get there.
Keep staring, I might do a trick
Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
My, my, my, arent we the extra crispy bucket of stupidity today?
Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
My give a damns busted.
My bitch modes activated, soooo, be warned!
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