Funny joke…

June 4, 2012 at 5:29 am Leave a comment

A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned
to her

and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a

conversation

with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the congressman. “How about global warming ,
universal health care , or stimulus packages?” as he smiled smugly.

“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a
question

first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a

deer

excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat

patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks
about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss
global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don’t know
shit?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

Advertisements

Entry filed under: Jokes. Tags: , , , .

Healing quotes… so glad

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Trackback this post  |  Subscribe to the comments via RSS Feed


View the archives!

Blog Stats

  • 12,347 hits

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 158 other followers

Emilys twitter

Error: Twitter did not respond. Please wait a few minutes and refresh this page.


%d bloggers like this: