How many dogs does it take? Way cool joke!

April 18, 2012 at 4:41 am Leave a comment

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to Change A Light Bulb?


Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


Border Collie:
Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.



Dachshund:
You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!


Rottweiler:
Make me.



Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!


German Shepherd:
I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any,
and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


Jack Russell Terrier:
I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.


Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!


Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.


Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there…..


Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?


Australian Shepherd:
First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…


Poodle:
I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.



Pekingese:
That’s nothing I have to worry my pretty little head about.


“Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?”

 

 

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